In a bar late one night, Henry is approached by a mysterious woman who offers to sell him the severed manhood of Wales greatest vocal entertainer. Believing he can make a fortune selling the infamous appendage to an obsessive fan, Henry stumps up the cash. To help find the right buyer, Henry teams up with his slightly dodgy best friend Teddy and together the two head off on an insane journey that leads them deep into the secret world of celebrity body part trading! Along the way, they have a fight with a gorilla, are bubbled-bathed by a randy pensioner, kidnapped by adult babies, break into a police station and even take a day trip to Belgium to meet the worlds biggest dealer of celebrity off-cuts ...and all for A Bit of Tom Jones!